Friday, May 6, 2011

Soccer Prank



Classic.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Viva Futbol Volume 71

Lionel Messi



All hail to thee...

1.5 Year Old Toddler Signs 10 Year Deal with Dutch Club


A Dutch club have signed an 18-month-old toddler to a 10-year contract after seeing his amazing football skills on YouTube.

Dutch club VVV-Venlo snapped up young Baerke van der Meij after seeing him kick footballs with amazing accuracy into his toy box, reports Yahoo! Eurosport.

The club even held a press conference where the toddler signed a contract (with a little help from his dad) and dressed up in the shirt of the top flight Dutch club.

It was a fantastic publicity stunt from VVV-Venlo, who have got a worldwide story on their hands, although they did admit that the contract was merely “symbolic”.

The Van der Meij family has close links with the club, with Baerke’s grandfather having played for the club in the past

Thursday, April 21, 2011

South American Brawl



Two South Americans teams were exchanging jabs. Players from Fluminense were ambushed from players from Argentinos Juniors after they won 4-2.

Fluminense were celebrating the win in La Copa Libertadores(the South American version of Champions League) when the bell rung and they got ready to rumble!!!

It appeared that everything got started when Fred, forward, scored a controversial last-minute penalty to seal Fluminense's progress to the round of 16. If the pk hadnt been scored, Argentino Jrs would have gone through on goal difference.

Full-time whistle blew & the match started.

Sergio Ramos: Oops, I just dropped La Copa del Rey!



What a great way to start this morning.
Real Madrid are on the party bus celebrating. They're probably trashed. Let's replay the scene. It could actually be a great Twix commercial. Twix if you read my blog, think about it. You could use it for any sports team, really.

"We just beat Barcelona! Yeah! Woo-hoo!"
Let's bring in Sergio Ramos holding the Cup over his head, "Take that Farca! How you like us now! I shut you down, Messi! Who's laughing now?"
"Annnnd, I lost grip of the cup!! Ohhh, s#$@!.
And there it goes under the bus..."
Need to get away? Grab a twix, S. Ramos!
Epic failure.
Neck.

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